tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3895641941677170822012-02-06T21:28:43.563-08:00collection of funny facebook status updates and creative and funny facebook status update ideas-for facebook status loversdheepanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18258951917327111753noreply@blogger.comBlogger371100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-389564194167717082.post-80752908959757897342011-11-24T05:55:00.000-08:002011-11-24T05:55:16.728-08:00

Well...that's certainly one way to do it.

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We already know that www.facebook.com is the most visited page in 2010 surpassing www.google.com. facebook was in the 3rd place in 2009. Another report has been released earlier today, this time from an analytics company Democracy UK. This report describes what happens on Facebook every 20 minutes. the report says that for EVERY 20 MINUTES on average one million links are shared over 1.32

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OK i am going to take some serious resolutions.. "Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is too much."  Make more time to stop and smell the behinds From the cat: "I will not walk across the keyboard while my human is typing important siopeawr #&uio %DSf8adjio*).. Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's Resolut Tina's Humor Archives: Pet New Year's

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STEP 1: Write a Facebook status saying something about one of your friends. Tag them in the status. [if you dont know how to tag friends. its simple when you are typing the status type "@" sign & start typing your friends name, there will be a drop down menu showing your friend's names click on that &  you are done] STEP 2: Before you post it, click the lock next to Share, and select "

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨★ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨** ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*o* ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*♥*o* ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨***o*** ¨¨¨¨¨¨**o**♥*o* ¨¨¨¨¨**♥**o**o** ¨¨¨¨**o**♥***♥*o* ¨¨¨*****♥*o**o**** ¨¨**♥**o*****o**♥** ¨******o*****♥**o*** ****o***♥**o***o***♥ * ¨¨¨¨¨____!_!____ ¨¨¨¨¨\_________/ MERRY CHRISTMAS  ascii art picture of chiristmas tree to post on your walls …………(¯`O´¯) …………*./ | \ .* …………..*♫*. ………, • ‘*♥* ‘ • , ……. ‘*

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  NEWSFLASH!! Frosty the Snowman has been spotted in the vegetable section of the local supermarket. He was seen picking his nose! HAPPY CHRISTMASS 

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People can be very creative sometimes. this person made a very interesting profile with the Facebook's new interface.

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Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud  scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status. This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog! U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop

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Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect.. is Loading ████████████ 99%  Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn't surprising really, since it isn't my birthday. Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by)

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Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious" life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess OMG guys!! im so happy!! the doctors just gave me a jacket so im always hugging myself! is wondering how long she must stand on the front lawn with no clothes on, waiting for Google Earth to come and take her

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  is not sure where da stank come from!   A Bachelor is one who never chases a woman he couldn't outrun. Who does everyone listen to and no one believe? The weatherman. is if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step!!   says The chinese have a serious translation problem. For instance, a translator would have been a good idea when they put "poo poo

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What a night...can't remember a thing...why is there waffle house syrup in the bed..the lingerie hanging from the chandelier is hot! but, umm, where are the girls? were there....any...girls here last night????   is reading this sign outside my office: "In case of fire, don't use elevators." Duh! Water works a lot better! says Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half,

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....... is We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.. ....... says When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $3.95 a minute! ....... is it possible to be in two places at twice? ....... feels sorry for guys who's girlfriends call them The Boy. Hanging out with The Boy Tonight. Obviously he's not the man. ....... says I

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 ....is is workin' hard all week to put beer on the table. ....is is supporting Tiger Wood's habits by buying the last of his discontinued Gatorade. ....is I don't understand why people are so against eating meat. If God didn't want us eating meat, he would have given cows the ability to use machine guns and nunchucks ....is How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No

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is hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said "u r next" They stopped that when I did the same to them after funnerals My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & it’s broken. Not sure who won the fight is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark is out of order until further notice. We apologize for the

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was playing "FARMVILLE" when immigration showed up and took all my workers ! ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆ is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while.. ~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese battery low please charge! 1% █

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wishes facebook could read his mind so he didn't have to fill this out every time he thinks. Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer

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dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0) feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?  is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

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  ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status. is Loading ████████████ 99% if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(

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Im juz having a fcked up life....!!! so my astronomy teacher just referenced world of warcraft in todays lecture lololololol I HAVE NOO NUMBERS IN MY PHONE PLEASEE LEAVE UR NUMBERRS.. there are only 3 things in life a girl needs:1-love to make her weak 2-alcohol to make her strong 3-best friends when both make her hit the floor :) is standing on the front lawn with his pants down waiting for the

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dance in the rain n ignore the pain ♥ is feeling sick again! damn! its probably the female species that's making me this sick..oh my god... ppl stop hitting me with those dam pillows la... i m not even feeling anything.. Damn it..! Exam starts tomorrow....! ;)Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's....True huh?????? not really liking my new campus... trying too get use

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# says if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. # the wheels of the bus go round and round.  And it's making me sick. # stepped on an itsy bitsy spider.  Now I need to clean my shoes. # wonders if Goldie Locks subsequently got mauled from those bears. # and Jill went the hill to fetch a bottle of Evian water, but feels it was over priced and out of reach of the common man. # was arrested

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# is busy with Jedi business, go back to your drinks. # says size matters not.  Judge me by my size, do you? # may not look like much, but has got it where it counts, kid! # is almost there...just a couple of seconds. # says there's an awful lot of moisture in here. # just wants you to take her.  I mean it.  Take her! # is going in, and is going in full throttle! # says I don't think the Empire

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# is magically delicious. # is enjoying their fun, frosted site. # is looking for their lucky charms. # is not small.  No, no, no.  Name is big.  Yea, yea, yea. # knows that Trix are for good times. # will give you two scopes of raisins! # says They're Great! # is cuckoo for small chocolate tasty puffed rice.

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# is tired of being treading on.  It's just going in circles and I'm wheelie tired of it. # is out for a run.  Which is really just exhausting oneself in a futile attempt to get back where on started. # wonders why so many poeple don't spel check their updates. # is like fine art.  Old and no one understands me.  :) # is doing a photo shoot to tribute Marilyn too.  Move over Lindsay! # was once

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# is a series of linked molecules. # still wishes it was Saturday.  But tomorrow will wish it were Friday. # is made mostly of water. # is. # is taking it one day at a time.  Sort of like a calendar. # is not online.  Really.  I'm not sure how this got updated. # doesn't see the excitement from snow.  Really, it's just frozen water. # is burning like a midnight oil.  I wish they made a creme for

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You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it

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..... is: wondering why he must think of himself in the third-person to change his status. ..... is: just now realizing he ran out of T.P. ..... is: on furlough, sabbatical, hiatus, break. ..... is: buckle your seatbelt Dorothy cause Kansas is going bye-bye.(Matrix Facebook status) ..... is: debating whether to take the blue pill or the red pill.               (Matrix Facebook status) .....

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..... is: getting time-off for good behavior. ..... asks that you quote him as saying he was misquoted. ..... has 20/20 hearing! ..... says, Oh no! Not another learning experience! ..... says, These aren’t the droids we’re looking for. ..... wishes you a Happy New Now! ..... says, wake me up when it’s time to go to sleep. ..... is: thinking of a number between 1 and 10. ..... is: shiny (

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..... needs help watering the plastic flowers. ..... is: going through a shrinking spurt. ..... can do astonishing feats of MENTALISM! ..... says, do me a favor, and don’t do me anymore favors! ..... suffers from uncontrollable falling down? ..... says, Absotively posilutely! ..... is: taking a machete to the intellectual thickets of society. ..... is: learning the art of driving a giant,

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..... train of thought has derailed..... says, Shaloha!..... mono isn’t getting better…it could turn into stereo...... says, Space heaters make great house-warming gifts!..... is: flossing with angel hair pasta...... has zero tolerance for lactose intolerance...... wonders, chai tea vs. tai chi?..... wants you to know, there’s a great juggler on the radio tonight!..... is amazed at the alarming

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is proud of himself. He finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years .. used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she’s good at everything. .. says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing. .. is in bed with your Girlfriend ! I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak. If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of

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would like to remind Tiger that he who drives well on the fairway... does NOT fair well in the driveway! wonders how many women, would a Tiger Woods woody if a Tiger Woods would woody women? He would woody as many women could he until Woody gets hit by a 3 woody. needs you to do him a huge favor. Can you please, uh, take my name off your facebook list? had a tough day, where, on his second ho,

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these are some funny status updates ..is getting a grip on reality... and choking it to death.... is out making some changes in his life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes....is rejecting your reality and substituting his own.... is letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory...is laying in

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 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony. 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple "transgressions". 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show. 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV instead

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